Barbaros Boulevard 1, Beşiktaş

Kiosk 66: Barbaros Boulevard, Beşiktaş. Contains backpack, cork board and a man. From our correspondent.

"Hullo. What the blazes is going on here?" I hear you exclaim. A rum do indeed, but also something to get very excited about because this, dear friends, is a very rare sight indeed: a demiplex (a half-sized kiosk). It may be factory-made or a cut-and-shut. Who knows, who cares?

What makes this all the more wondrous is that instead of being used a a tool shed or vacuum cleaner cupboard, this demiplex has an occupant, whose job is seems to be staring at the small bush. Yazik ona.

Location 2.5, Amenities 2.5, Creativity 4, Legroom 0